werewolvesangelsandhunters said: "#Derek Hale is a fucking gift and this show and its characters would be poorer for his absence" i feel this tag in my bones, so much I want to cry. because it's so fucking true
I don’t think I have ever, in my life, loved and defended and empathized with a character as I do Derek Hale.
And I was a Dean Girl.
Petition to name the Scott/Lydia ship “The Hottest Girls” in addition to “Scydia.”
What is significant about fan fiction is that it often spins the kind of stories that showrunners wouldn’t think to tell, because fanficcers often come from a different demographic. The discomfort seems to be not that the shows are being reinterpreted by fans, but that they are being reinterpreted by the wrong sorts of fans - women, people of colour, queer kids, horny teenagers, people who are not professional writers, people who actually care about continuity (sorry). The proper way for cultural mythmaking to progress, it is implied, is for privileged men to recreate the works of privileged men from previous generations whilst everyone else listens quietly.”
— Sherlock and the Adventure of the Overzealous Fanbase by Laurie Penny (via cypress-tree)
Me: *reads extremely graphic hardcore gay sex scene*
Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL
Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.
Holy… *fans self*
Wow. This gifset kind of splits the difference between Derek Hale and Tyler Hoechlin, like it’s less sunny than Hoechlin usually looks but less dour than Derek, and so this makes me think of an alternate universe Derek Hale, who maybe has all of season one’s tragedy in his bio but let’s just skip right over seasons two and three (ESPECIALLY THREE). Peter doesn’t come back from the dead, Derek is a competent alpha, Boyd and Erica are still alive, Paige and Jennifer never happened. Or. Wait.
Jennifer happened but she wasn’t a murder zombie and instead it was a nice, healthy relationship that ended amicably when her grandma died and Jennifer used her inheritance to move to Ireland and write poetry. Which sets Derek up to finally be in a stable this-is-it-this-is-the-one relationship with Stiles when Stiles is like 25 and a cop.
I think it was probably Jennifer who encouraged Derek to start keeping a journal (an actual paper book journal, that he writes in with a Ticonderoga pencil) and after a while Derek looks back over what he wrote and he’s like THIS SHIT IS WHACKADOO and decides it might be a pretty good story.
Which is how he ends up at the premiere for the movie based on his book about a badass supernatural bounty hunter, and he gives a couple red carpet interviews and answers all the questions, but he doesn’t smile, even when Stiles is standing behind the reporter making faces at him.
He smiles later, in the theater, when the badass supernatural bounty hunter who happens to have dark hair and lots of facial scruff and fantastic abs finally kisses his love interest, who happens to be tall and smart-mouthed and male.
Tags: i bet derek gives the bounty hunter a really terrible name too like turk bludgeon and when he goes undercover he tells people his name is miguel but he names the love interest stiles which is how he and stiles get together because stiles shows up at derek’s house all pissed with a copy of the book and says you can’t ever do anything like a normal human can you and derek smirks and says i can do SOME THINGS like a normal human and stiles says fine but i’m not calling you turk in bed and then they do stuff to each other’s dicks the end turk bludgeon (x)
I would like to thank the Teen Wolf crew for providing this picture:
and then they do stuff to each other’s dicks
Dad: fuck the police
Dad: wait don't fuck the police
Dad: take the police out to a nice dinner and get to know the police.
Dad: you can't really fix stupid but you sure can arrest it
Dad: they think I'm gonna arrest them for smoking pot how cute
Dad: I'm just gonna take their tasty cakes cause well tasty cakes
Dad: can you fucking not
Dad: cops drink coffee cause it's dark and bitter like our souls
Dad: I don't understand the doughnut stereotype
Dad: of course I like doughnuts
Dad: everyone likes doughnuts
Dad: if you don't like doughnuts in going to arrest you for being dumb
Dad: that's the dumbest law I've ever heard
Dad: ba da da da da you're an idiot
Dad: you have the right to remain silent and I have the right to think you're an idiot
Dad: I hate people
Dad: if your BAC is higher than your IQ I'm arresting you
Dad: see it's funny cause your IQ is 0
Dad: put him in da river
Dad: wait no we don't have a river
Dad: stick him in the fridge until further notice
Dad: you can bitch all you want I have the gun
Dad: you have the right to go fuck yourself
Dad: that's it I retire
Dad: I've arrested this guy 4 times
Dad: for public nudity
Dad: how does he keep getting out?!
Dad: and why can't he find his pants
Dad: if she hadn't married me your mother would be a famous criminal master mind
Dad: she's a criminal master mind now
Dad: she's just not famous
Dad: cause I keep covering up her tracks
Dad: is this evidence I don't even know
Dad: that's it everyone's going to prison everyone
sterek au: deputy!stiles and cupcake-baker!derek - stiles is the new deputy, so he gets to deal with derek hale and his complaints about parking tickets.
happy birthday to my dear friend, moonwasours <3
Stiles looks up from the massive stack of paperwork he’s been…