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Jul 25, 2014
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werewolvesangelsandhunters said: "#Derek Hale is a fucking gift and this show and its characters would be poorer for his absence" i feel this tag in my bones, so much I want to cry. because it's so fucking true

howlnatural:

I don’t think I have ever, in my life,  loved and defended and empathized with a character as I do Derek Hale.

And I was a Dean Girl.


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Jul 20, 2014
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mad-madam-m:

Petition to name the Scott/Lydia ship “The Hottest Girls” in addition to “Scydia.”


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Jul 15, 2014
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What is significant about fan fiction is that it often spins the kind of stories that showrunners wouldn’t think to tell, because fanficcers often come from a different demographic. The discomfort seems to be not that the shows are being reinterpreted by fans, but that they are being reinterpreted by the wrong sorts of fans - women, people of colour, queer kids, horny teenagers, people who are not professional writers, people who actually care about continuity (sorry). The proper way for cultural mythmaking to progress, it is implied, is for privileged men to recreate the works of privileged men from previous generations whilst everyone else listens quietly.

Sherlock and the Adventure of the Overzealous Fanbase by Laurie Penny (via cypress-tree)

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Jul 15, 2014
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Me: *reads extremely graphic hardcore gay sex scene*

Me: Awww


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Jul 15, 2014
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solidmercury:

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princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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Jul 14, 2014
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stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

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Jul 14, 2014
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Holy… *fans self*


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Jul 14, 2014
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deedo2313:

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devildoll:

Wow. This gifset kind of splits the difference between Derek Hale and Tyler Hoechlin, like it’s less sunny than Hoechlin usually looks but less dour than Derek, and so this makes me think of an alternate universe Derek Hale, who maybe has all of season one’s tragedy in his bio but let’s just skip right over seasons two and three (ESPECIALLY THREE). Peter doesn’t come back from the dead, Derek is a competent alpha, Boyd and Erica are still alive, Paige and Jennifer never happened. Or. Wait.

Jennifer happened but she wasn’t a murder zombie and instead it was a nice, healthy relationship that ended amicably when her grandma died and Jennifer used her inheritance to move to Ireland and write poetry. Which sets Derek up to finally be in a stable this-is-it-this-is-the-one relationship with Stiles when Stiles is like 25 and a cop.

I think it was probably Jennifer who encouraged Derek to start keeping a journal (an actual paper book journal, that he writes in with a Ticonderoga pencil) and after a while Derek looks back over what he wrote and he’s like THIS SHIT IS WHACKADOO and decides it might be a pretty good story.

Which is how he ends up at the premiere for the movie based on his book about a badass supernatural bounty hunter, and he gives a couple red carpet interviews and answers all the questions, but he doesn’t smile, even when Stiles is standing behind the reporter making faces at him.

He smiles later, in the theater, when the badass supernatural bounty hunter who happens to have dark hair and lots of facial scruff and fantastic abs finally kisses his love interest, who happens to be tall and smart-mouthed and male.

Tags: i bet derek gives the bounty hunter a really terrible name too like turk bludgeon and when he goes undercover he tells people his name is miguel but he names the love interest stiles which is how he and stiles get together because stiles shows up at derek’s house all pissed with a copy of the book and says you can’t ever do anything like a normal human can you and derek smirks and says i can do SOME THINGS like a normal human and stiles says fine but i’m not calling you turk in bed and then they do stuff to each other’s dicks the end turk bludgeon   (x)

I would like to thank the Teen Wolf crew for providing this picture:

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and then they do stuff to each other’s dicks


BEST!!


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Jul 14, 2014
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Quotes from the Dad, the Trooper

Dad: fuck the police

Dad: wait

Dad: wait don't fuck the police

Dad: take the police out to a nice dinner and get to know the police.

Dad: you can't really fix stupid but you sure can arrest it

Dad: they think I'm gonna arrest them for smoking pot how cute

Dad: I'm just gonna take their tasty cakes cause well tasty cakes

Dad: can you fucking not

Dad: cops drink coffee cause it's dark and bitter like our souls

Dad: I don't understand the doughnut stereotype

Dad: of course I like doughnuts

Dad: everyone likes doughnuts

Dad: if you don't like doughnuts in going to arrest you for being dumb

Dad: that's the dumbest law I've ever heard

Dad: ba da da da da you're an idiot

Dad: you have the right to remain silent and I have the right to think you're an idiot

Dad: I hate people

Dad: if your BAC is higher than your IQ I'm arresting you

Dad: see it's funny cause your IQ is 0

Dad: put him in da river

Dad: wait no we don't have a river

Dad: uhm

Dad: stick him in the fridge until further notice

Dad: you can bitch all you want I have the gun

Dad: you have the right to go fuck yourself

Dad: that's it I retire

Dad: I've arrested this guy 4 times

Dad: for public nudity

Dad: how does he keep getting out?!

Dad: and why can't he find his pants

Dad: if she hadn't married me your mother would be a famous criminal master mind

Dad: she's a criminal master mind now

Dad: she's just not famous

Dad: cause I keep covering up her tracks

Dad: is this evidence I don't even know

Dad: that's it everyone's going to prison everyone


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Jul 14, 2014
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http://sterekism.tumblr.com/post/91722442718/thepsychicclam-sterek-au-deputy-stiles-and »

thepsychicclam:

sterek au: deputy!stiles and cupcake-baker!derek - stiles is the new deputy, so he gets to deal with derek hale and his complaints about parking tickets.

happy birthday to my dear friend, moonwasours <3

*

Stiles looks up from the massive stack of paperwork he’s been…